Various Short Jokes XOXO

What came first: the chicken or the egg?
The rooster

Friend : I understand how you can get Sam from Samantha, I also understand how you can get Matt from Matthew…….but how do you get Dick from Richard?!!?
Me: If you ask nicely!!…….:D

Premature Ejaculation: The Movie
Coming soon.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

Q: What’s common between men and video player?
A: Both go backward…forward.backward…forward…stop and eject

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means You are FUCKED…CategoriesRiddles

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